College Life So Far

Being a second year college student, I think I've got it all figured out. I can successfully drink a beer to look cool in social situations, I can stare at hott sorority girls out of the corner of my eye and I can beg parents for funds that I will eventually use on junk food or alcohol. Notice I haven't mentioned anything about classes or anything relevant to bettering myself at this point. That is because, simply put, college isn't about those things. Sure, you go to class and pay attention so you can make people happy with your grades, but in the end it all boils down to having fun. There have been days when I literally haven't gotten out of bed until 4 p.m. at which point I rolled over, drank a glass of water and considered falling back asleep. In my attempts at a higher education, I have actually regressed into a state where I find it normal to wake up in the afternoon and literally not care about a single thing. To avoid sounding like a complete piece of shit, let me give an example of a particularly productive day I had recently. Monday, November 22nd-On this particular day, I woke up, showered and created a blog. Boom, who's productive now?